“Why are you Late?”
10 Dec 2007
By: L. F. Young
“Just having a little fun, with a subject every guy has wondered the answer to and the reason for, nothing serious about this just wanted to have some fun.”
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In the beginning of all things there was God, standing in the darkness of nothing, then he said…let there be light! And with thunderous clap of his mighty hands the universe was born, and in the first three days he created all the worlds in all the universes. Then on the forth day, he came to one small blue world and created life, water and all manner of beasts, to live on the this world.
Then on the fifth day he created man in all his glory with strong body, mind, heart and brain, to live and enjoy this newly created world.
God looked down upon man and was happy.
On the sixth day, he once again looked upon his creation of man, and found him sad and lonely, for he had no one to spend his life with, so he took a rib from man and created woman.
So they would be a part of each other and could spend their lives together, in happiness. She was created out of love, purity, faithfulness and the gift of life in her womb.
After this was done, God look down upon all he had done and found everything to his liking, so he decided to take a day off and let man and woman have a day to get to know each other.
This was the seventh day.
Upon the morning of the eight day God viewed the earth and saw something wrong, he looked into every thing, creature then man and woman. God saw what was wrong he had forgotten to give woman an internal clock, so on the eight day of the planet known as earth, god created a brain with an internal clock, one that’s only a few days late.
I see now…so this is why women, will forever be an hour or two late, at being ready for there Freak in Date!!!
